A Bug !!

There is this bug which has been BUGGING me
and i so want to bug this bug
but this one seems to be part of a bigger bugging community
than i thought
so poor me!!Im stuck!!
I ask people but noone wants to come even close
because it has got a bad history here
so poor me!!Im stuck!!
now will my saviour come to rescue me
or will I have to face this BUGGER alone :(
oh poor me!!Im stuck!!
this huge monstrous bug is looking me straight in my face
trying to scare me...
it keeps laughing at me and shouts "you cant even touch me forget about killing me"
at that moment I just want to catch him and crush him to pieces
and take his dead body for display..
but he seems so far..the closest iI could come
was to touch a particle of the nail of his finger
oh poor me!!
the more he bugs me the more I develop this fetish to kill him
I would like to say to u BUGGER
"No matter how hard u try to bug me I am going to get u soon
you just start counting your last days coz im coming to get u"
oh rebellious me!!
I so want him to die
DIE MONSTER DIE
may his soul rest in peace then
and if he returns again I am going to eat his meat
and enjoy every bit of it
and then I would say proudly
brave me!!
that bloody bugger tried to scare me but ha!
now see what he gets for bugging me
how I think I would have a beer party over his corpse
and then members of his community would know
what awaits them

In fond memory of all the bugs that have BUGGED me till now !!